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salemburns

Age/Gender: 21, Female
Location: Sparta
Job: Closet Supermodel

I have this rash...

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FINISHED!!!!

Posted by salemburns Aug. 26, 2008 @ 4:44 AM EDT

My tattoo is finally done!!! Well it has been for like 2 weeks, but... yeah. Pic :D

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More Color

Posted by salemburns Jul. 31, 2008 @ 2:36 PM EDT

Werd. Almost done!!!

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And then...

Posted by salemburns Jul. 10, 2008 @ 1:03 PM EDT

....there was color!!! Man I forgot how much this shit hurts. My ribs are so bruised up haha but it's getting there, slowly but surely. I'm afraid of it looking too watercolor-y though :s

B'yeah. Itchy. And OW.

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NG Store

Posted by salemburns Jun. 12, 2008 @ 1:44 PM EDT

The NG store needs wristbands. I would buy some epic Madness wristbands. And Tankmen so I could have an excuse to quote them obsessively. I have money, and I want to spend it. Preferably on NG gear.

You also need hoodies. Hoodies of epic proportions. And hats. But mostly, we need wristbands.

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new tat

Posted by salemburns May. 27, 2008 @ 4:26 AM EDT

Like heroin to WoW... My net got nerfed too so I don't come on much anymore [noooooooooooo] I DID get my new tattoo tho!!!! The third installment to my series of babies. Not done yet, next session is in August, but me and my artist are really excited. We're gonna add some stuff too. Ideas for colors would be much appreciated!!!

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Next Big Meme?

Posted by salemburns Apr. 3, 2008 @ 7:54 AM EDT

So I didn't get to comment back lol but I wasn't expecting Tom to actually follow my suggestion to put corn in the Poogrounds banner lol... I wonder if I could turn ' *Now with corn ' into the next meme?

Waddya say, NG... are ya with me? It could be epic. Corn of epic porportions lawl

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EPIC PEWP

Posted by salemburns Apr. 1, 2008 @ 12:04 PM EDT

Okay, first of all, Poogrounds [is that a piece of corn I see...?], Happy April Fool's Day. I've gotten in 3 fights so far this morning, and it's barely noon. I haven't slept in over 24 hours, I'm really sick [Strep throat ftw] and yeah.

This one is... AMAZING. Please read it... it's EPIC. <3
--------------------------------------
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant messageconversation.

__________@hotmail.com says:
hey you!

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
do i know you?

Peter says:
well we have chatted before, trying hard to get to know you

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
pics?

Peter says:
ya, I have some. Sec...
you have pics?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
you cant send em over this msn, im using old skool and the port isnt open
and im not opening it
backend trojans arent fucking ME in the binary ass

Peter says:
oh ok
wow, you sound like you know computers!
smart!

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
nerd
how old are you

Peter says:
23, you?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
21
you dont speak like you're 23

Peter says:
cool
what?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
lol you don't speak like you're 23
no swagger

Peter says:
I just don't know computers...
maybe I'm a shy fella at first

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
....that's not what i mean by swagger

Peter says:
what do you mean then?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.
php?term=swagger

"Swagger is to to move with confidence, sophistication and to be cool.
Swagger is to conduct your self in a way that would automaticaly earn respect
To dress in a very stylish and quirkily fasionable way would suggest one is swagger."

Peter says:
so by a few words you can tell all that about me

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
yes
i can tell by the way you have conducted yourself

Peter says:
I can tell that you don't know computers...

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
sigh

Peter says:
repeating what other people say about computers (the ones who really know) is not the same as knowing it
trojan was a term used in the 90's; get with it

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
'get with it' was a phrase coined in the 80's
to further prove my point that you are lacking swagger
...pwned...

Peter says:
still applies; so does bitch, interesting
[Salem comment: I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!!?!?!?! .... --_--]

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
lawl
that's what she said
w3rd to yer cr0nies, n00b

Peter says:
wow, 21 eh

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
yeah, a whole two years younger than you

Peter says:
wiggity wiggity wack

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
so by the way you speak i can tell that you are either socially inept, or ugly, or both

Peter says:
you listening to some salt and pepa too

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
ill put muh money on both
salt n peppa was popular back in the DAY
which was a wednesday, by the way

Peter says:
wow, muh money...it is amazing how you go from being a wannabe hack to a wannabe person who can actually get away with saying things like 'muh money'

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
lawl

Peter says:
I'm betting you're just a girl who hides behind a computer all day; one who I think has some pretty serious pysch issues.

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
fer sure
how did you know
[Salem comment: who doesn't...?]

Peter says:
just a wild guess; what do I win?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
more rejection

Peter says:
in order to be rejected one has to first want something
fuck I own you
you have to read books to keep up with me

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
"_______@hotmail.com says:
hey you!
salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
do i know you?
Peter says:
well we have chatted before, trying hard to get to know you "

Peter says:
well why wouldn't someone chat it up with a girl who is likely a real slut....
come on lady....

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
omg you males are so typical hahahahaha

flirt > rejection > namecalling > reference to being a slut > more namecalling > tail between legs

Peter says:
do you actually believe that?
how many times have you been used before?
think hard now

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
many times
i don't keep count

Peter says:
I bet

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
fer sure... considering you don't remember who i am, yet you're 'trying hard to get to know me'... feel free to check out my profiles:
http://salemburns.newgrounds.com
http://www.casualkiss.com/members/Samm yBaby21.html
http://www.myspace.com/salemscavern

put that in your mouth... chew it... enjoy
develop some swagger... 'get with it'...

Peter says:
haa swagger, love it

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
if you were "hip" you'd know what it means

Peter says:
how did I know you were vid kid, once again tucked behind the computer
hip?
holy christ, are you wearing parachute pants and velcro shoes?

Peter says:
hip? I thought only Huey Lewis and the News were allowed to say that

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
it was a play on your 'get with it' phrase
a witty insult
that only witty people would have caught
i almost feel bad, this is like battling unarmed civilians with nuclear weapons

Peter says:
ok Huey

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
EPIC FAILURE
GTFO, n00b

Peter says:
don't refer to yourself that way
slut works fine, bitch too

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
how original
lamer

Peter says:
oh come on you love it

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
lessthanthree
this conversation is epic
are you crying yet?
/wrists
quickly emo-failure, to the medicine cabinet!!!!!!

Peter says:
21, wow

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
...?

Peter says:
you gotta get out more...

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
are you kidding....?

Peter says:
no, honestly, you need to leave your computer, get out of the house, and at least try and be normal
21....come on - have you read that shit on your profile sites!
read it out loud to yourself, just once...

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
ive been through shit that would make your sheltered little life seem insignificant and futile, boy
i could tell you stories that would make you piss yourself and have nightmares for the rest of your life

Peter says:
well I'd suggest you drop the baggage sweetie cause it fucking shows....

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
do yourself a favor, quit googling witty comebacks, click the 'sign out' button, and attempt at a social life because your screaming lack of social skills is showing

Peter says:
and guess what, there are people in this world who have it a lot worse than you so don't fucking start with that shit. You're in front of a computer, some people are sitting in a pine box right now, or working as slaves...give me a fucking break.

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
omg....
here we go....

Peter says:
you're mentally unstable, you need to toughen up mentally...

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
wait... i can hear violins....
toughen up mentally LOL

Peter says:
you put on a good front but at the end of the day I bet you have trouble walking to the corner store to buy a coffee...
omg I left my computer.....here comes the old anxiety attack!
am I right?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
wow.... omg how did you know?! its like you know me or something?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
i know rejection hurts
its ok

Peter says:
you might as well wear a t-shirt that says it

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
maybe you should take your own advice, and toughen up mentally so you can deal with rejection better

Peter says:
you're one of these girls that goes around saying you reject all these guys, when in fact that is the one thing you wish you could do...but nothing ever comes a calling

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
uh...
oh man... i wish that were true hahaha

Peter says:
instead you get used, merely used all the time
wish what were true? that you weren't such a freak?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
yup
i really don't know what i would do without the circus tho

Peter says:
I bet

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
so did yer mom... she lost...

Peter says:
wow, that is awesome - did you just Google that one liner
omg, can I use it?
what a zinger

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
omg way to steal my fucking insult
[Salem comment: wow... reminiscent of elementary school, no?]

Peter says:
you insult yourself every morning...mirror

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
uh... k...
last time i looked, me and my mirror had a pretty damn good relationship

Peter says:
wow, at least you got that going for you
you're cheating on your monitor with your mirror; how dare you....

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
well considering i have pics of myself on my computer.... it looks the same... so.... i don't understand the logic behind that half-assed attempt at an insult but ok...
maybe you should try wording it better
try again

Peter says:
read it again, it was a beauty too

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
if i didn't understand it, it wasn't a beauty
and dont even try to say im slow
because ive been owning your ass since we started this convo

Peter says:
please, it just means you're slow - shit happens
ding ding
look at the brain on salem
I own you, I always have, and in fact I may trade you you're so brutal

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
no, its just that you're just as predictable as every other lame-brained dink that tries to take me on

Peter says:
not a chance, you have met your match - face it
like who sits at their computer all day drawing fucking retarded cats
jesus

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
your insults are comparable to a 13 year old boy

Peter says:
you and a lame 13 year old boy have something in common; their best friend is a fucking computer

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
negative

Peter says:
'yes! I'm finished drawing another piece of shit cat, hope you like....'

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
im actually bored right now...
yeah they're not bad for first tries eh

Peter says:
not bad if you were blind folded and drunk on gasoline

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
...what?
um... heh... that ... was that a joke?

[ Five minute pause ]
[Salem comment: prolly to wipe the tears and get a new box of Kleenex / razors]

Peter says:
no

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
k... im gonna pretend you didn't say that k

Peter says:
what exactly?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
"Peter says:
not bad if you were blind folded and drunk on gasoline"

Peter says:
what is wrong with that?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
are you getting mixed up because you're really sitting at your keyboard with a box of Kleenex, bawling like a baby without a titty?

Peter says:
I'm WORKING, like a normal person at our age does....not drawing retarded fucking cats

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
LAWL don't be jealous of my uber l337 zombie-cats
so mister <last name>, hows life on <street name> street?

Peter says:
<street>, please

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
145 <street> St
<town>, <province>
<postal code>
(***) ***-****
[Salem comment: Sorry guys... can't letcha have it haha, as much as I'd love to post it]

Peter says:
but feel free to 411 someone else's ass

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
yellowpages, ftw

Peter says:
let's take this one for a run shall we; call that number and scream into the phone, please do it!

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
negative
ok so im really bored, can we stop this epic fail of a convo and call it a day... now that your ass is charred and smouldering

Peter says:
looks who is throwing in the towel; wow - so soon too...

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
im not throwing in the towel, your ass was mine since the beginning buddy...
im BORED

Peter says:
please, I have spanked your skinny ass day

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
its like fighting a lvl 2 beast... one hit and yer down

Peter says:
lvl 2 beast - that is classic.
21 and talking about level 2 beasts
icing on the cake

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
do you even know where its from...?
what game is that a reference to?
quick, google it

Peter says:
I'm the last guy you want to chat with about video games sweet heart; I actually get outside.
[Salem comment: I read this wrong at the time... I thought he meant he was Video Game LEET]

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
omg, we have something in common!!!!
so what game is it a ref to?

Peter says:
no idea; but I know you're going to tell me
aren't you; oh this is so exciting

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
and ok... video games + outside = contradiction

Peter says:
like casting a spell

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
L O L

Peter says:
read again, I DON"T PLAY VIDEO GAMES
fuck are you bent?

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
oh muh gaw...
i cant breathe
my ribs....
owwww....

Peter says:
did someone hit you with a morning star castlevania style?
quick, eat a magic herb or something

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
negative, Fatality
SALEM WINS
FATALITY

Peter says:
bummer
such a freak, so awesome

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
how am i a freak...?
you mean to say...
how is it possible
that i can own your ass so epically

Peter says:
oh please, read above woman
everything you say, it is like a bad dream

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
....what?
that doesnt even make sense?

Peter says:
and Salem's word of the day folks is........

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
n00b

Peter says:
epic - you guessed
epically, wow, great made up word
[Salem comment: OK so I spam 'epic'... shhhh]

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
poetic liscence ftw

Peter says:
well learn how to spell liscence first
then we'll talk

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
uhm... k check yer spelling... and now look back at my spelling...
notice a difference?
me either

Peter says:
no, that is my point
look at the brain on Salem
how about I help you out
license
not liscense like you have a bad lisp

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
oh em GEE!!!!! the first mistake ive made all convo!!!!
the one thing you can nitpick about because you have nothing else to go on!!!! lol
yer grasping at straws

Peter says:
I am spanking your skinny ass right now
and you're taking it like a girl
come on, you're better than that Huey - that is not hip

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
...wtf... are we in two different conversations...?

Peter says:
geeze I don't know; I am still trying to figure out how you got my address and number - why whatever will you do, egg my house

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
according to you, i don't go outside, so you have nothing to worry about, skipper

Peter says:
ah yes that is right; perhaps you'll get an orc or elf to do it for you though....

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
id prolly go with night elf... they're good for nocturnal endeavors

Peter says:
good call

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
how would you know, n00b?

Peter says:
I never will, I'll just keep a look out for your fairy friends

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
fairy...?
are you dumb?
ok... so obviously this conversation is going in circles. it's a pointless exercise, and i know that if it continues, you're gonna end up with one hell of a fucked up day. so what im gonna do is give you the tap out option, i promise i wont think anything of it. im sure you have work to do, and i certainly have better things i could be doing than having this convo and laughing about it w/friends.

Peter says:
you are as sharp as a marble
now I know you're lying...
friends are people you meet for coffee, go out with it, are these 'friends' you chat with online all day?
so, other losers then

Contra has been added to the conversation.

Peter says:
I don't tap

Contra says:
haha i got invite
please go on

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
"Peter says:
now I know you're lying...
friends are people you meet for coffee, go out with it, are these 'friends' you chat with online all day?
so, other losers then"

are you a loser Contra?

Peter says:
tell contra to eat a dick

Contra says:
ive almost blown out a lung laughing at this shit
You just told me

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
LAWL
he is 'spanking my skinny ass' yet he doesnt know how to work msn
E P I C

Contra says:
your gay fantasies should not involve me in any way buddy im just here for the comedy

Peter says:
there is the word of the day again, epic, love it

Contra says:
that shit was epic
no doubt
EPIC MANEUVER

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
hes so L337

Peter says:
let me guess Contra, you're 12 and posing as a 2o something?
come on, admit it

Contra says:
DO A BARREL ROLL! PRESS R or Z TWICE TO DO A BARREL ROLL

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
LAWL

Peter says:
classic

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
z0mg... im thinking of posting this on NG
fer serious

Contra says:
didint have your cookies today peter? NOM NOM NOM, might cheer ya up a bit

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
NOM NOM NOM
c is for cookie
lolololol
LaBelle Breakfast @ 6am FTW
[Salem comment: inside joke involving the cookie monster]

Peter says:
contra, have you ever seen pics of 'salem' naked?

Contra says:
neg

Peter says:
isn't the internet great

Contra says:
i have seen her in real life tho

Peter says:
yes but not everyone in the world can actually get to do that (why one would bother with such a skinny ass I don't know)
[Salem comment: But wasn't he trying to 'bother' at the beginning of the convo... hence this whole fight...?]

Contra says:
and im pretty sure if i really wanted to i could wrestle her clothes off
u know

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
umm... have you seen my ass???
clearly not
lawl

Peter says:
so go fuck yourselves, and remember..."keep your head up"
*wink*

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
hahahahahaha

Contra says:
huh?

Peter has left the conversation.

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
HE TAPPED OUT!!!!!

Contra says:
what a scrub

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Contra says:
i guess im too leet for him
scrubbby

salem [ That's Epic ] [ Immune System: EPIC FAIL ] says:
omg... too fuckin funny

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Fucking Addicted

Posted by salemburns Mar. 31, 2008 @ 4:27 AM EDT

LIKE HEROIN... like CRACK

Yes, ladies and gentlemen... I've finally caved and got World of Warcraft... And that's why I haven't been loitering Newgrounds every damn day.

I did the Deadmines instance for the first time today, holy crap!!! That's a whole lotta goblins and shyte. I got some major xp and loot too tho, which was awesome because I turned around and sold it all hahahah... Such a capitalist I am.

I'm also doing a project with Wolfears, which should be dope. He got me hooked on Clear Vision 1 and 2. Go play em here and here, respectively. I'm not sure when our project will be out but.... It will be.... eventually.... ahahaha. I'm also working on some drawings for the Pico Day art contest. Say werd.

Uhmmm what else can I tell you? I've transcended geekhood- I now spend my weekends at internet cafes playing WoW or at LANs. I went for Pho twice this weekend it was soooo good, too. The reason I'm reminded of that because the Internet Cafe we go to is owned and operated by some Asian family, and all the kids that go there are Asian pretty much. Yeah.

Ummm what else... I also discovered a couple of cool things- ComedyPipe is a streaming comedy network that I listen to while I'm farming leather or questing on WoW to make the time less mind-numbing. And this playlist is like, the GREATEST chillout playlist I've ever heard, besides the ones I make, of course. Because I am a playlist GOD. Seriously though, check it out if you just need some downtempo beats to work to, fall asleep to, fuck to.... Whatever.

I have a full day of cleaning ahead of me [wuh hew *toots horn*] and uhhh.... I think I'm gunna have my groceries delivered today because if there's one thing in the world I can't STAND it's doing groceries. I'm not a fan of public places to begin with... But that just tops it off... I just can't do it. My anxiety goes apeshit.

ANYWAYS... I figured I would give any of you who are interested an update because I haven't really been around much... I know a few of you missed me. <33 I'm looking through my comp for a random pic to add to the post, like I always do. I dunno if you caught on, it's kind of a thing of mine... Bwahaha.

OH YEAH this fackin thing... Made me laugh so hard... And scared me so bad at the same time... Like I mean really, right?! Buddy's a stoner, I can tell. The forum posts in response to this pic on the site are amazing, too... Answers range from ridiculously stupid, to terrifyingly scientific. Answers like, and I quote,
"Pavlov's Cow Says:
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:22 am
This is complete bunk. First of all, pac-man disappears nearly instantly when he dies, leading most observers to believe he is gelatinous by nature. Also, pac-man's primary food sources are energy pellets which he swallows instantly and ghosts, which have no flesh. The skeleton depicted implies he is an omnivore with incisors suitable for ripping the flesh from bone. I believe the pac-men have baleen for filtering nutrients from the cytoplasm of ghosts. But that is my humble theory."

Ummmmmmm....................... Wow. I'm not sure if I should laugh because that person put so much thought into their theory, or be almost in awe at the fact that it's entirely plausible. There are some awesome threads similar on multiple sites. Read them;
On Hemmy.net HERE, on Geekologie HERE, and on Jawbone Radio HERE. Man... People really are special.

LOL my two faves are "haha good Photoshopping" and "Personally I think this is a fake. No way did Pac Man have all those teeth." HAHAHA omg... Faith In Humanity -50 pts

Bah... <3

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salemburns

HEY!! YOU!! READ THIS!!!

Posted by salemburns Mar. 20, 2008 @ 2:15 PM EDT

Okay so I know everybody has a lot going on with Pico Day and stuff, and I have a couple things I wanna do, but nothing major. If anybody needs an extra pair of hands or whatnot, I'd love to get involved in some projects.

I don't have Flash [yet] but I'm alright at art, and I can do female voices [MAYBE even some male ones bwahaha]... I dunno, I need to get involved with some stuff, so if you need someone to do voices/art or something, let me know.

Ummm yeah. As if that douchebag from my last post doesn't think that's really me at ETS...? I still have my admission tag if you wanna see xD

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salemburns

ETS LAN 2008

Posted by salemburns Mar. 17, 2008 @ 11:56 AM EDT

WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!!! Click HERE if you wanna go check out the pics. If you see a chick with a red sweater and grey jogging pants, that's me. I know there's a fwe pics with me in em [w00t]. SOOOO many people showed up though, it was a blast.

But yeah. I'm UBER tired, and I have to hook up another hard drive to my comp today because I'm just completly out of room... I need another for my music and games hahaha... And then this one for my art. Sigh.

Best weekend in like YEARS, I'm telling you. NOM NOM NOM!!!!

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